1–How do you know when someone is from Moscow ?
Because they are always ‘Rushin.,’
2–Why is, ‘The white house ‘,white ?
Because it is in washing town
3-What did the new born want for its birth day?
A womb with a view.
4–I owe ,I owe its off to work I go
5–I am an eggcentric old yoka ,I crack them for breakfast
A play on words and a new take on the old British saying at a relevant time .
